Super Dog Not So Super

Hey, guys. 

Wondering why you didn’t see a new cool ass blog entry for a while? Checking every day to see if I uploaded some cool shit-o?

Here’s why…  

 

I thought I could fly off of the sofa, and it didn’t happen. 

I am a Super Dog, that cannot be right. 

 

I hit the ground and hurt my leg pretty bad. I have to admit, I was a pussy and whined about it for 30 sec. straight, really really loudly, with my left leg all crawled up. That freaked my dad out for sure. 

hurt my leg, im resting...

What r u looking at?

Sleeping off the pain...

(above: retired Super Dog) 

 

Daddy thought it was broken, he took me to an emergency vet in West L.A., did X-rays and was there for 5 hours.. (including 3 hour wait… what kind of emergency vet is that? I mean, come on! Just finish stitching up the bitches who got attacked by a pit bull, and come to me! Jesus!!!)  

 

They found nothing in the X-rays, though, what a relief. 

 

But we did not have a good experience at that vet, so we took the X-rays to my trusty vet, Banfield in Long Beach. They are great.  

They examined me and the X-rays, took a long time, and still found nothing. They love me there. They know me and take a good care of me. I was getting better by their love already. 

 

I highly recommend Dr. S. at Banfield. She is awesome, caring, and patient with all the questions my dad has about me.  Also, Suzanne at the reception is very smart and helpful. Cute little asian girl. Get help from her when you go there.

 

 

If you’d like to know which vet not to go to in West L.A. area, I can tell you NOT VCA West L.A. Animal Hospital on Sepulveda Blvd by Santa Monica Blvd. Wanna know why? I don’t feel like talking about it here, so find my google review via google map. 

We are NEVER going back there. 

Mmmm, I didn’t mean to bitch, but I thought you should know. 

 

 

So a long story short, 

I hurt my leg and I could not get to the computer to post a new blog til now. 

I’ve been sleeping on my awesome cookie monster bed. 

 

I need to rest for a while. I will see you guys when I’m better. Don’t miss me, just think of my cute furr and my pink lipstick. 

Bye bye for now! 

 

My First Love

 

I found my first love at Petsmart, when I escaped during the puppy training class (I’m an outlaw like that).

 

She is beautiful and is different from any other bitches I’ve met before. 

She is quiet, shy, virtuous, obedient, everything I look for in a bitch!  She must be Japanese. 

Hey, bring me some more Nori for my Rice, and don’t forget to warm up my sake! 

 

She is as beautiful as the first snow in winter. Her eyes are like a river, her hair smells like flowers, and her ass smells like…… you know….. 

 

Anyhow, 

although I failed to make babies with her, I had a great time chasing after her. Her mom was hot, too. I would like to sleep with them both at the same time, please. 

 

Like they say: Once you go White, you’ve done something right!  

 

 

 

I got her number!!! 

…. Seriously!!!  

Graduating Puppy Training @ PetSmart

I graduated Petsmart’s Puppy Training Class.

Me and my doggy pals just finished the last class which was a test of some of the commands we learned.

 

Those were:
“Sit” - Duh!
“Down” - Duh! again
10 sec. “Stay” - I can do 2 minutes EASY!
“Leave It” - I cannot touch treats or a toy
“Take It” - I can get to eat the treats or get the toy
“Come” when called - Just gimme treats and I will run towards you!
Also,
“Loose Leash Walking” - which means I cannot pull on the leash when I walk with Daddy. I would never do that to him. I am well behaved as you know.

I aced all the tests, no surprise. I am good like that.

Those are not the only commands/tricks we learned but those are the major ones.

I was offended that they did not test on “Shake” or “High Five.” I can tear it up on those tricks, son!
People will pay me to see my DOUBLE “Shake” and “High 5″ combination trick!

 

So I graduated.
Da~ da~~~~ dadada~~ Da~~~~ Da~~~~
Da~~~~ Dadada~~ Da~~~~~~~~
Here’s my picture with the Graduation Hat (Size Small):

 

It was weird leaving knowing that I won’t see my pals again from next week on sob sob… 
The class was 8 weeks long. Daddy says Lauren, the trainer was great. We highly recommend her (Petsmart in Culver City).

It was a nice little class. I heard they do not have more than 8 dogs per class. I like how they don’t over populate. Good enough size to socialize but not too many to get too crazy.

And also daddy says it wasn’t expensive. Although I think he should have paid top dollar for my training (private class at a dog whisperer or some shite like that), but I forgive him since I enjoyed the class so much.

 

I am the smallest but smartest and cutest dog in the class.
I’m sure you can tell that in the photos.

 

I’m schemin’ on some mad new tricks…  

 

Stay tuned, bitches!  

 

LA Weekly Page 21 ~ 22: “Chihuahua Crazy” @ Petco Chihuahua Race, Los Angeles

Hey guys? How’s your Thursday going? 
Oh me? Can’t complain. 

Not to mention that I am featured on LA Weekly Page 21~22. 

I’m such a rockstar stud, I even caught the eyes of a human reporter woman.

Also a picture of my daddy, Shane and me is on LA Weekly’s website:
Click Here for the Photo  
(slideshow image #11) - Photo by Gendy

 

Go and read LA Weekly. I know you want to.  

Read the article online and check out how metal I am!!!:   
Click Here for the Article
 

(Thanks, Gendy Alimurung for the article) 

Super Dog @ Petco Chihuahua Race in L.A.

As I predicted, I kicked ass at the race last Saturday.

First of all, I was the cutest one there, wearing the awesome cape Dad and his friends made for me when they made more of the Nibbles T-shirts. The cape has my signature pissed off face and my name on it.

I became a super dog. I’m so fast, no one could see me run! In fact, I flew!!

There is a video. I will post it once Dad is finished recording for his new record with his new band, Schwarzenator. Although I’m an expert blogger, my video editing skills is not up to par like humans.

 

For being the coolest chihuahua there, I got lots of cool free stuff,

such as bottled dog water by dog whisperer Ceaser Milan (LOL! dog water? humans are funny!), and Royal Canine’s Premium Chihuahua Food, pens, and a fan (the girl who was working there was HOT. She was at OC Race as well. Should have gotten her number). 

 

Then Dad and I went down to the Paw Print station. It turned out to be a hair print. My paws are extremely hairy, just like my daddy. 

 

Oh, BTW,

I got interviewed by LA Weekly.

That once again, proves how hot and metal I am.

 

The article and possibly a photo will come out this Thursday. Everyone check it out!

Support & Meet Nibbles!

Come to Petco this Saturday in Montebello, CA to support Nibbles!!

Nibbles will try out again for the crown as the fastest chihuahua!!

Time & Place:
Saturday, April 26, 10 am
Montebello PETCO
1425 North Montebello Boulevard
Montebello, CA 90640
323-724-3194
click here for more details

See you guys there!

P.S.
Dress metal and support Nibbles!!
Show those tacky dog lovers with ridiculous outfits what’s up!

“Sit & Shake” Contest Winner @ Pet Birthday Event

I ruled at the Pet Birthday Event at Petsmart, which one of my caretakers took me to.
(They must not have much to do. They are devoting so much time to me…, or I am just simply f-ing adorable, yes that’s it.)

I got a goodie bag with ton of cool stuff; treats, a bandana, and coupons (which I think Daddy will use to buy me some new treats. Hopefully he won’t use that grooming salon coupon).
They took a photo of me with a bandana and a party hat. They gave it to me with a frame. Just for me, the cutest dog there, of course.

And the trainers demonstrated some tricks. I knew them all, because I’m smart like that.

And then, we did some dog tricks contests.
Needless to say, I rocked all of it, but I nailed the “Sit & Shake” hard core.
As usual, I did “Sit & DOUBLE-Shake,” and showed my pals/enemies how it’s going down!!

I got a Petsmart Giftcard as a Prize for the 1st place winner of “Sit & Shake” Contest. I bet Daddy will love that!

That’s what happened to me on a ordinary Tuesday night. How about you?

HaNibble T-shirts

HaNibble Lecter Custom Made T-shirts were worn by my team at PetCo’s Chihuahua Race last weekend…

My Racing Team

HaNibble T-shirt

…even though I did not choose to run (Read the last blog post: Click Here ).

We attracted both a human crowd and bitches with my cuteness and with the cool-ass Pissed Off HaNibble T-shirts (so, metal!) displayed by my team. I can’t help it, I’m just too much for you guys, too adorable even though when I’m angry!

I work for them at the office every day. It’s about time that they returned the favor.

Slowest Chihuahua in OC

Apparently, it was too early in the morning for a rockstar like me, to run for the race. 

 

Yes, the race happened over the weekend in OC. 

I was woken up at 7:30am, left home at 8:00am, met my handler and photographer, and headed over there. It was 9:30am when I got there. F-ing early for me, dudes. I wake up around 11am on weekends for gods sake. 

So I just chilled there at the starting line. Didn’t even make it to the ending line. Well, I assure you, I’m the fastest chihuahua in LA, but I turned out to be one of the slowest chihuahuas in the OC, right along with 2 Bitches besides me who started to sniff me around and hung out with me as soon as the human person yelled “Go!” 

I’m a pimp, what can I say. Ladies love me. I get mad bitches. 

 

My dad’s friends sort of expected that to happen, so weeks ago, they entered me for another one of those chihuahua race, which happens next Saturday, this time in LA. They are going to train me some more. 

I have to run again? 

 

OH, CRAP! 

(Daddy, come back home!) 

Fastest Chihuahua in Los Angeles

 

I am the fastest chihuahua in Los Angeles. 

Why do I say so? Cuz my people tell me so. 

 

Daddy is away, so people who take care of me from the company took the liberty to enter me for a Chihuahua Race…  

We are in fact practicing for it every weekday after work. Running up and down the long hallway passing through studios where they are mixing my new album.  I don’t want to be told what to do, but these people always manage to trick me with treats… 

 

They say it’s a great honor to win. I think they are some different kind of animals called “Japanese.”