Super Dog @ Petco Chihuahua Race in L.A.

As I predicted, I kicked ass at the race last Saturday.

First of all, I was the cutest one there, wearing the awesome cape Dad and his friends made for me when they made more of the Nibbles T-shirts. The cape has my signature pissed off face and my name on it.

I became a super dog. I’m so fast, no one could see me run! In fact, I flew!!

There is a video. I will post it once Dad is finished recording for his new record with his new band, Schwarzenator. Although I’m an expert blogger, my video editing skills is not up to par like humans.

 

For being the coolest chihuahua there, I got lots of cool free stuff,

such as bottled dog water by dog whisperer Ceaser Milan (LOL! dog water? humans are funny!), and Royal Canine’s Premium Chihuahua Food, pens, and a fan (the girl who was working there was HOT. She was at OC Race as well. Should have gotten her number). 

 

Then Dad and I went down to the Paw Print station. It turned out to be a hair print. My paws are extremely hairy, just like my daddy. 

 

Oh, BTW,

I got interviewed by LA Weekly.

That once again, proves how hot and metal I am.

 

The article and possibly a photo will come out this Thursday. Everyone check it out!

Support & Meet Nibbles!

Come to Petco this Saturday in Montebello, CA to support Nibbles!!

Nibbles will try out again for the crown as the fastest chihuahua!!

Time & Place:
Saturday, April 26, 10 am
Montebello PETCO
1425 North Montebello Boulevard
Montebello, CA 90640
323-724-3194
click here for more details

See you guys there!

P.S.
Dress metal and support Nibbles!!
Show those tacky dog lovers with ridiculous outfits what’s up!

“Sit & Shake” Contest Winner @ Pet Birthday Event

I ruled at the Pet Birthday Event at Petsmart, which one of my caretakers took me to.
(They must not have much to do. They are devoting so much time to me…, or I am just simply f-ing adorable, yes that’s it.)

I got a goodie bag with ton of cool stuff; treats, a bandana, and coupons (which I think Daddy will use to buy me some new treats. Hopefully he won’t use that grooming salon coupon).
They took a photo of me with a bandana and a party hat. They gave it to me with a frame. Just for me, the cutest dog there, of course.

And the trainers demonstrated some tricks. I knew them all, because I’m smart like that.

And then, we did some dog tricks contests.
Needless to say, I rocked all of it, but I nailed the “Sit & Shake” hard core.
As usual, I did “Sit & DOUBLE-Shake,” and showed my pals/enemies how it’s going down!!

I got a Petsmart Giftcard as a Prize for the 1st place winner of “Sit & Shake” Contest. I bet Daddy will love that!

That’s what happened to me on a ordinary Tuesday night. How about you?

HaNibble T-shirts

HaNibble Lecter Custom Made T-shirts were worn by my team at PetCo’s Chihuahua Race last weekend…

My Racing Team

HaNibble T-shirt

…even though I did not choose to run (Read the last blog post: Click Here ).

We attracted both a human crowd and bitches with my cuteness and with the cool-ass Pissed Off HaNibble T-shirts (so, metal!) displayed by my team. I can’t help it, I’m just too much for you guys, too adorable even though when I’m angry!

I work for them at the office every day. It’s about time that they returned the favor.

Slowest Chihuahua in OC

Apparently, it was too early in the morning for a rockstar like me, to run for the race. 

 

Yes, the race happened over the weekend in OC. 

I was woken up at 7:30am, left home at 8:00am, met my handler and photographer, and headed over there. It was 9:30am when I got there. F-ing early for me, dudes. I wake up around 11am on weekends for gods sake. 

So I just chilled there at the starting line. Didn’t even make it to the ending line. Well, I assure you, I’m the fastest chihuahua in LA, but I turned out to be one of the slowest chihuahuas in the OC, right along with 2 Bitches besides me who started to sniff me around and hung out with me as soon as the human person yelled “Go!” 

I’m a pimp, what can I say. Ladies love me. I get mad bitches. 

 

My dad’s friends sort of expected that to happen, so weeks ago, they entered me for another one of those chihuahua race, which happens next Saturday, this time in LA. They are going to train me some more. 

I have to run again? 

 

OH, CRAP! 

(Daddy, come back home!) 

Fastest Chihuahua in Los Angeles

 

I am the fastest chihuahua in Los Angeles. 

Why do I say so? Cuz my people tell me so. 

 

Daddy is away, so people who take care of me from the company took the liberty to enter me for a Chihuahua Race…  

We are in fact practicing for it every weekday after work. Running up and down the long hallway passing through studios where they are mixing my new album.  I don’t want to be told what to do, but these people always manage to trick me with treats… 

 

They say it’s a great honor to win. I think they are some different kind of animals called “Japanese.”