I am the fastest chihuahua in Los Angeles.
Why do I say so? Cuz my people tell me so.
Daddy is away, so people who take care of me from the company took the liberty to enter me for a Chihuahua Race…
We are in fact practicing for it every weekday after work. Running up and down the long hallway passing through studios where they are mixing my new album. I don’t want to be told what to do, but these people always manage to trick me with treats…
They say it’s a great honor to win. I think they are some different kind of animals called “Japanese.”
